One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the woman who was singing.

"What a terrible vioce! Do you know she is?"

"Yes," was the answer,"she is my wife."

"Oh,l beg your pardon. Of course her vioce isn't bad. I wonder who wrote the awful song."

"l did," was the answer.

一位客人扭身对他旁边的一个男人批评正在唱歌的那个女人。

“多糟糕的嗓子。你知道她是谁么?”

“知道,”那人回答,“她是我妻子。”

“噢,对不起。当然她的嗓子不坏,但歌曲写的不好。也不知道是谁写的这么蹩脚的歌曲。”

“是我。”那人回答说。