1、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。
2、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
3、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。
4、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
5、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。
6、The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。