是你爸爸帮你做的作业吗

One day, Tim‘s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right。 The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised。 He called Tim to his desk and said to him, “You got all your homework right this time, Tim.What happened? Did your father help you?”

一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:“蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?”

“No, sir。 He was too busy last night, so I had to do it allmyself,” said Tim。

“不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了。”

作为回报我给您买了些彩票

Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped。 In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched, revealing the numbers。 “Thank you very much for your help,” the note read。 “As a gift, I bought you some lottery tickets- sorry you didn‘t win。 ”

有一次,我收到一封感谢信,是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封内有五张彩票,都被刮过了,露出了数字。“非常感谢您的帮助,”信上写道,“作为礼物,我给您买了些彩票----真遗憾,您没中奖。”

我的第一部高端CD唱片播放机

While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs。 One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does ‘hybrid pulse D/A converter’ mean?That means, she said, that this machine will read the digital information that is encoded on CDs and convert it into an audio signal - that is, into music.In other words this CD player plays CDs.Exactly。

在购买我的第一部CD唱机时,我能够解读推销标记上面的大多数技术语言。但是有一个标示却让我颇为迷惑,于是我叫过销售商,问道:‘混合脉冲D/A变换器’是什么意思?它的意思是,她说,这个机器能够读CD碟上加码的数字信息,将它转换成声音信息-也就是说,转换成音乐。换句话说,这个CD唱机能够播放CD碟。正是如此。

彼得和拉里之间公平的决斗

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing。

小彼得从操场回到家时,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

It was obvious he‘d been in a bad fight and lost。 His father asked his son what happened。 “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel2。 And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons。”

显然他刚与人恶斗了一番,而且打输了。父亲问儿子发生了什么事。“噢,爸爸,彼得说,我向拉里挑起决斗,而且我让他挑选武器。

“Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair。”

“嗯,”父亲说,“这看上去很公平!”

“I know, but I never thought he‘d choose his sister!”

“我知道,但我没想到他选择了他姐姐!”

你会选择救出哪一幅画呢

A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: “If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?”

一份报纸组织了一场竞赛,为下面的问题征集最佳答案:“如果卢浮宫起了火,而你只能救出一幅画,你将救出哪一幅?”

The winning reply was: “The one nearest the exit。”

获奖的答案是:“最接近门口的那一幅。”